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Women's Tee - "Pumpkin Spice and Existential Dread"
Women's Tee - "Pumpkin Spice and Existential Dread"
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Nothing screams autumn like a panicked cat plummeting toward a pumpkin spice latte - and possibly an emotional breakdown.
This tee captures that seasonal spiral energy with unapologetic flair: it’s cute, chaotic, and dangerously relatable.
Whether you’re navigating small talk at the farmer’s market or lying awake questioning your entire existence (with a latte in hand), this shirt is your new emotional support garment. Because fall isn’t just cozy - it’s a crisis.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar that snaps back better than your sanity
- Shoulder tape to hold it together, even if you're not
- Durable double-needle hems because at least your shirt should be strong
- Structured side seams for a flattering, fitted feel that hugs your coping mechanisms
- Soft, lightweight fabric to keep you comfy while you mentally unravel
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
This tee makes fall fashion just a little more honest.
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