Because not every girl with a pumpkin-scented candle is looking for a cuddle buddy. This tee says it loud (but stylishly): “I’m not fall-ing for anyone.” Featuring a grumpy cat atop a bed of orange leaves, it's your go-to outfit for dodging both cold weather and unwanted emotional entanglements.
Snug enough to flaunt your confidence. Soft enough for solo fall naps. Sharp enough to ward off seasonal small talk.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape - unlike your ex - Shoulder tape for extra stability (you already carry enough emotional weight) - Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability - Side seams for a flattering, structured silhouette - Soft, lightweight fabric for comfort that doesn't compromise your attitude
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
Wear it for: ghosting dates, dodging leaves and feelings, or just hanging with your cat watching the world fall apart beautifully.
