Just when you thought you were safe from pumpkin-flavored madness, this shirt drops like a pumpkin spice bomb of truth. Front and center: a cat in full panic mode, flailing toward a PSL like it just remembered all its unresolved childhood trauma.
This isn’t just a fall tee - it’s a whole mood. Soft, lightweight, and ready to carry your seasonal dread with unapologetic sarcasm. Wear it while sipping, spiraling, or avoiding social interaction at all costs.
Product features - No side seams = no distractions, just pure existential flair - Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape, unlike your coping skills - Shoulder tape for durability, because reality is already fragile enough - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to question your life choices in - Made with ethically sourced US-grown cotton, because doom shouldn’t come at the planet’s expense
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Ready to channel fall panic in the most stylish way possible? This shirt says what we’re all feeling: “It’s cozy season… and we’re not okay.
