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Unisex Sweatshirt - "Pumpkin Spice and Existential Dread"

Unisex Sweatshirt - "Pumpkin Spice and Existential Dread"

Regular price $39.74 USD
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There’s fall fashion... and then there’s fall meltdown fashion.
This soft, cozy sweatshirt showcases a panicked cat plummeting toward a pumpkin spice latte like it just realized the inevitability of time. It’s the perfect blend of seasonal flavor and philosophical crisis - aka autumn in a nutshell.

Put it on when the weather cools and your thoughts spiral. Stay warm while your inner monologue screams.

Product features
Medium-heavy cotton/poly blend that hugs you like your last ounce of sanity
Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape, even if you don’t
Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
Smooth, tear-away label for itch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Whether you're sipping lattes or questioning reality, this sweatshirt is your emotional support layer.

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