Cozy up... but not too close. This sweatshirt is for those who like their autumn soft, their coffee strong, and their emotions heavily guarded. Featuring a highly relatable annoyed cat lounging atop orange leaves, it’s your wearable warning sign: “Yes, I love fall. No, I will not fall for you.”
Ideal for chilly days, emotional detachment, and avoiding eye contact at pumpkin patches.
Product features - Medium-heavy cotton-poly blend: plush on the inside, resistant on the outside - just like you - Ethically made with US-grown cotton - because even the emotionally unavailable can care about the planet - Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear - Smooth, tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
Soft, sarcastic, and completely over it - this is your anti-romcom fall uniform.
