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Unisex Hoodie - "Pumpkin Spice and Existential Dread"

Unisex Hoodie - "Pumpkin Spice and Existential Dread"

Regular price $47.80 USD
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Nothing warms you up like a hoodie… and a creeping sense of cosmic insignificance.
This ultra-cozy pullover features a wide-eyed cat in full panic mode, mid-fall into a frothy pumpkin spice latte - because of course your seasonal beverage comes with a side of dread. Whether you're spiraling emotionally or just spiraling cinnamon on your foam, this hoodie understands.

Perfect for autumn walks, anxious overthinking, or staring blankly at your ceiling wondering if you’ve peaked - while looking undeniably cute.

Product features
Spacious kangaroo pouch for cold hands or emergency snacks
Adjustable drawstring hood to hide from responsibilities
Durable 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend, built to survive fall… and your inner spiral
No side seams = sleeker look + less fabric waste

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Whether you're embracing the season or just barely tolerating it, this hoodie keeps you warm while everything else unravels.

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