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Unisex Hoodie - "I´m Not Fall-ing For Anyone"
Unisex Hoodie - "I´m Not Fall-ing For Anyone"
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Introducing the ultimate autumn mood: a hoodie for those who enjoy crisp air, falling leaves, and zero emotional vulnerability. Featuring our favorite grumpy feline perched atop a pile of orange leaves, this design screams “cozy, but with trust issues.”
Perfect for sipping pumpkin spice while avoiding eye contact, dodging cuffing season, or just letting the world know you’re not here for romance - you’re here for snacks, naps, and solitude.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch to keep your hands warm (from the cold and human interaction)
- Adjustable drawstring hood to disappear deeper into your hoodie when someone flirts
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend: soft enough for comfort, tough enough for your boundaries
- Side-seam-free construction for a smooth look that pairs well with your emotional walls
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Grumpy, gorgeous, and gloriously unbothered - this hoodie is your fall armor.
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