Not all destruction is accidental. Some of it is personal.
This cozy unisex sweatshirt features a cat mid-rampage, unapologetically turning your curtains into modern art — paired with the iconic phrase: “These claws don’t clip themselves.”
Made for those who prefer comfort with a little chaos, this sweatshirt brings warmth, sarcasm, and main-character energy to your everyday wardrobe.
Product Features:
Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend for all-season comfort and durability
Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds stretch — even when you don’t
Optional embroidery for a subtle, personalized claw-mark
Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
Fully safety-compliant, because the design is the only thing dangerous here
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dry clean (that’s asking too much)
Soft, sarcastic, and slightly destructive — just like your favorite feline.
