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Coffee is Temporary, Chaos is Forever - Unisex Sweatshirt

Coffee is Temporary, Chaos is Forever - Unisex Sweatshirt

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Coffee? Temporary.
Comfort? Essential.
Chaos? Absolutely forever.

This unisex sweatshirt features a dangerously relatable cat caught just after knocking over a mug — looking unbothered, obviously. Underneath, the truth we all live by:
“Coffee is temporary, chaos is forever.”

It’s cozy, bold, and made for anyone who handles life one spilled cup at a time — with sarcasm and style.


Product Features:

  • Made with a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for lasting warmth and comfort
  • No side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
  • Durable double-needle stitching built for repeat wears (and meltdowns)
  • Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape like your favorite coping mechanism
  • Crafted with 100% ethically grown US cotton — soft on your body, easier on the planet

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Tumble dry low
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean (chaos doesn’t dry clean)

Unisex. Unbothered. Unreasonably relatable.

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