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Coffee is Temporary, Chaos is Forever - Unisex Sweatshirt
Coffee is Temporary, Chaos is Forever - Unisex Sweatshirt
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Coffee? Temporary.
Comfort? Essential.
Chaos? Absolutely forever.
This unisex sweatshirt features a dangerously relatable cat caught just after knocking over a mug — looking unbothered, obviously. Underneath, the truth we all live by:
“Coffee is temporary, chaos is forever.”
It’s cozy, bold, and made for anyone who handles life one spilled cup at a time — with sarcasm and style.
Product Features:
- Made with a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for lasting warmth and comfort
- No side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching built for repeat wears (and meltdowns)
- Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape like your favorite coping mechanism
- Crafted with 100% ethically grown US cotton — soft on your body, easier on the planet
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean (chaos doesn’t dry clean)
Unisex. Unbothered. Unreasonably relatable.
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