Who said fall has to be about pumpkin spice and feelings? This tee is for the one who loves crisp air, crunchy leaves, and keeping their heart in a box - preferably one the cat already claimed.
With a cranky cat perched on a pile of orange leaves and the text “I’m not fall-ing for anyone”, this shirt makes your stance on autumn romance crystal clear. Spoiler: it’s a firm no.
Product features - No side seams = no drama, just clean lines and good vibes - Elastic ribbed collar that holds its shape longer than most seasonal flings - Shoulder tape that keeps it all together - like you, barely - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for breathable, all-day comfort - Ethically sourced fabric, OEKO-TEX certified for safety and sustainability
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Perfect for: solo leaf-watching, avoiding cuffing season, and silently judging couples at the farmer’s market.
