A cat. Mid-lick. Locked eyes with you. No shame. Zero apologies. Just like you.
This 100% ring-spun cotton tee features a bold black cat caught in a very private grooming moment — paired with the statement that says it all: “Caught in the act. Zero shame.”
Whether you’re lounging, judging the world, or pretending to care — this shirt shows up so you don’t have to.
Product Features:
No side seams for a smooth, sleek look
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape (even if you don’t)
Shoulder tape for added structure and long wear
Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton — breathable, soft, and comfortable
Ethically made with US-grown cotton — so your conscience can chill too
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with similar colors
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam on low if needed
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean (we don’t dry clean feelings either)
