Some mornings start with coffee. Others start with spilled mugs, a smug cat, and no regrets.
This unisex hoodie captures that energy — featuring a cat who clearly just ended your caffeine fix and couldn't care less. Underneath, the motto we all live by: “Coffee is temporary, chaos is forever.”
It’s oversized comfort, built for under-caffeinated survival, couch-based avoidance, and warm, wearable sarcasm.
Product Features:
Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm your hands or hide your feelings
Adjustable drawstring hood for your exact level of social withdrawal
Eco-friendly materials for reduced waste and guilt-free lounging
Durable fabric blend made to survive coffee spills and emotional spirals
Optional embroidery available for a personal touch (or a personalized threat)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry medium
Iron or steam on low heat
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not dry clean (too much responsibility)
Oversized warmth for the professionally unbothered. Because the only thing stable is your sarcasm.
