Some mornings start with coffee. Others start with spilled mugs, a smug cat, and no regrets.
This unisex hoodie captures that energy - featuring a cat who clearly just ended your caffeine fix and couldn't care less. Underneath, the motto we all live by: “Coffee is temporary, chaos is forever.”
It’s oversized comfort, built for under-caffeinated survival, couch-based avoidance, and warm, wearable sarcasm.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm your hands or hide your feelings - Adjustable drawstring hood for your exact level of social withdrawal - Eco-friendly materials for reduced waste and guilt-free lounging - Durable fabric blend made to survive coffee spills and emotional spirals
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Oversized warmth for the professionally unbothered. Because the only thing stable is your sarcasm.
