This hoodie captures the exact energy of your cat getting caught in the act and making eye contact like you’re the one who should look away. With the bold statement "Caught in the act. Zero shame," it’s the perfect blend of comfort, chaos, and confidence.
Whether you’re dodging responsibilities, judging the world from your couch, or just embracing your inner cat — this hoodie has your back (and your sarcasm).
Product Features:
Spacious kangaroo pouch — for snacks, hands, or hiding awkwardness
Adjustable drawstring hood for your desired level of avoidance
No side seams = no bunching, all smooth attitude
Crafted from a comfy 50/50 cotton-poly blend — soft but built to last
Classic fit with sleek, color-matched details (like you tried, but not too hard)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry medium
Iron on low if absolutely necessary
Non-chlorine bleach only
Do not dry clean — you’re not that fancy
Bold. Cozy. Mildly inappropriate. Just like your favorite cat.
