Because nothing pairs better with your hot beverage than mild disdain and emotional boundaries.
Meet your new favorite mug: a moody black beauty featuring a grumpy cat who’s clearly over the pumpkin spice hype, the cozy couple pics, and definitely your situationship. Wrapped in crunchy orange leaves and sarcasm, it holds enough coffee, tea, or witchy brew to get you through a crisp fall morning without having to fake small talk.
It doesn’t scream “cuddle weather.” It mumbles “I’ll pass.”
Product features - Glossy ceramic finish for sleek, no-nonsense vibes - Microwave-safe, because reheating your bitterness is a daily thing - Dishwasher-safe, unlike your dating history - Lead and BPA-free, because we draw the line at toxicity - C-shaped easy-grip handle, designed for side-eyes and sips
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Perfect for fall days, solo nights, and every moment you choose you over literally anyone else.
